This is not a part of my page that I spent a lot of time on. I didn't even bother to make or use a graphic for it. The only thing on this page is a few links. Good links though. You will find EVERTHING (almost) that you need on these sites. Here they are in order of preference.
Q: " Why is it so important to get help for this Video game?"
A: "Then I can pass the level!"
Q: "The level to greater enlightenment?"
A: "No, the level!"
Q: "I am sorry, I still don't understand what this level is."
A: "In the game, there is a level, I need to pass it!"
Q: "What happens when you pass this level?"
A: "Then I have passed the game."
Q: "And how does this bring you closer to a complete life?"
A: "When I pass the game, I get a cheat code. I can then use the cheat code
to have fun.
Q: "Say, what is this cheat code for?"
A: "For the game"
Q: "So let me get this straight, you want to pass the game, get the code and
play the game.
A: "Right"
Q: "I thought you just passed the game to get the code and now you want to
pass it again?
A: "Right and then I get this other cheat code so that I can....."
Q: "From this conversation I can deduce that what you want in life is to get
a code?
A: "Your whichamacallit is wrong I want to, uh well...succeed in life"
Q: "And what is your definition of success?
A: "I, ah.. don't know."
Q: "I recommend that we see each other once a week."
A: "Aww, doc, that takes to long, I won't be able to play the game when I
come see you.
Q: "Hmm, how about twice a week?"
A: "Come on doc, that will set me back 50$ a week."
Q "Well then it might be easier than I thought to cure your affliction."
A: "Why?"
Q: "You won't have any money to spend on games."
A: "Awww.."
***A week later***
Q: "I wondered what I was missing out on so I bought a N64."
A: "And?"
Q: "It's great, in fact I am going to have to cancel your appoinments. I
don't have time"
A: "Yes"
Pretty lame, huh? It's actualy just there so that no one unless they are really serious email me. Since you stuck with me so long you can MAIL ME. I probably won't be able yo help, but I will be able to try.
MAIL ME